doesn’t wanna ever lose directions
wants his beer to never end
doesn’t wanna get caught by his girl-friend ogling at other girls
wants to be able to solve all his problems without external help
doesn’t wanna talk a lot nor listen
wants nothing to come between him and sports
doesn’t wanna ever get married, if left to him
wants peaceful time after a hard day at work instead of the “how was your day?” talks
doesn’t want to go shopping to save his life!
wants as many cars, girls and money as he wishes
doesn’t like repeating this stuff an insane number of times….people should’ve gotten it by now!